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Die vielen Gesichter des George W. Bush

Bush, der große Demokrat:
»The great thing about America is everybody should vote.«

Bush spricht über eines seiner alltäglichen Probleme: Mentale Verluste
»This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.«

Bush, der tiefsinnige Historiker:
»I think we agree, the past is over.«

Bush, der ökologische Visionär:
»I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.«

Bush, der Wirtschaftsexperte:
»I understand small business growth. I was one.«

Bush, der Mathematiker, über Haushaltspläne:
»It's clearly a budget. It's got lots of numbers in it.«

Bush, der Internetjunkie, über technologischen Fortschritt:
»Will the highways on the internet become more few?«

Bush und sein klarer, unmissverständlicher Standpunkt zur Abtreibungsfrage:
»I would have said yes to abortion if only it was right. I mean, yeah it's right. Well no it's not right, that's why I said no to it.«

Bush, der Rassismusgegner:
»I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which means illiterate children.«

Bush und seine überzeugende Verteidigung, nachdem er des Rassismus bezichtigt wurde:
»I did denounce it. I de… I denounced it. I denounced interracial dating. I denounced anti-Catholic bigacy… bigotry.«

Bush, der friedliebende Pazifist:
»The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war, thereby causing no more war.«

Bush, der Intellektuelle, über Bildungspolitik:
»Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?«

Bush, der Familienmann:
»Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.«

Bush, der religiöse Führer:
»I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it actually happened.«
»After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.«

Bush, der »Ministerpräsident« von Texas, in einem TV Interview über sein Verhältnis zu seinem Bruder Jeb, der Ministerpräsident von Florida:
Bush: »Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb - I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of - I shouldn't call him my little brother - my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas.«
Jim Lehrer: »Florida.«
Bush: »The state of the Florida.«

Bush in einem seiner klaren Momente:
»People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.«

Bush nach einem seiner klaren Momente:
»I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.«